Monday, February 25, 2008

Too Much Time on My Hands, Part I


My long-suffering voice must be tortured somewhat in order to reach some of the notes in "Good Day Sunshine," so out of respect for my neighbors (not to mention my own dignity)... [MORE]...I turn the volume 'way up when I sing. If I'm going to irritate somebody, I'd rather do it via loud Beatles instead of croaky old me.

Anyway, in the mono version of "GDS" ("Alternate Revolver," track #8) at precisely 1:28, after Paul sings, "...she feels good," I could distinctly hear Lennon answer, "She feels good" in one of his low funny voices.

Or, I could've belted too hard and burst a blood vessel.


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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Happy 65th birthday to Beatle Ted...I think?


Every Beatlefan worth his/her moptop knows that George Harrison was born February 25th, 1943. Or was he? On this morning's edition of Breakfast With the Beatles KLOS' Chris Carter revealed that Harrison also gave his birthday as February 24. The full story is after the jump. [MORE]
George's mother Louise said that he was born at 12:05 or 12:10 am on February 25. She should know, right? But on the other hand, one could understand if she was a little distracted. Harrison himself thought he was born 25 minutes earlier, which would've made it February 24.

Last year Carter attempted to get to the bottom of the matter; the LA connections maintained by many Beatle peedles means that the DJ has a fairly direct line. But when George's widow called in to BWTB, she only added another twist to the story. According to Olivia Harrison, George told her that he was born right around midnight on February 25th. But since the clocks had been moved forward about an hour during the war, he was unsure whether it had been actually the 24th or the 25th.

Being George, he claimed either day as it suited. "If you gave him his presents on the 24th," Olivia says, "he'd say it was the wrong day. But if you gave him the gifts the next day, he's say you were too late."

Well, happy birthday, George, whenever it was, and wherever you are. I wish you fast cars and green gardens.

[Beatles-obsessive PS: George calls himself "Beatle Ted" (as well as "Beatle Geoff") in the unreleased Fabs-bitch "Nowhere to Go." Carter played it to end yesterday's show, and reminded me how neat it was. It's on "Beware of ABKCO," which is just great, worth poking around for. Anyway, I always like to remember how funny George was, and how smart. It's very like him to talk about himself in an absurd, revealing, and somewhat pointed way.]


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Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Ballad of La Fortuna

I read the news today—oh boy: "A Beatles Haunt, Café La Fortuna, to Close Its Doors."

[MORE]And I thought: that's sort of sad, I guess, but par for the course really, I used to go there now and again for coffee, dessert (honestly it wasn't the best coffee, wasn't the best dessert), usually after a movie, always liked the picture of John and Yoko, I'd forget about it and then see it and then feel that little distant connection...but really nothing to be sad about, right? Then I tried to remember: When was the last time I'd been there? Several years ago now....right....It was with my wife, our friends L. and P. (a fair bit older than us but young at heart), I think after some ridiculously long movie at the Walter Reade that seemed to have been played in slow motion (I've repressed the title). And I think it had been raining or otherwise inclement outside.....and suddenly—well, yes, it was time to be sad, of course, of course: This would be one of the last times I'd see P., who died unexpectedly about a year afterward.

[Cue: "In My Life"]


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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Radio, radio

This passed me by, for the first 50 listens: Jens Lekman's "Friday Night at the Drive-In" features the line: "My heart is beating, beating like Ringo." Very nice! (You can watch a video here.) In other related audio news....





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The Poetry Foundation's UbuWeb podcast discusses Aspen, an amazing-sounding publication (dreamt up on a ski slope) that wanted to be the first "three-dimensional magazine." Listen to a little snippet of Yoko Ono's contribution, "No Bed for Beatle John," as well as John's contribution...in which he fiddles with a radio dial!

Finally, Dullblogger Hua's radio show, the Finer Things Club, can be listened to here at WVKR every Tuesday from 11-12 EST...He promises to spin a rare Beatles cover every week. (I'm sure he'll have more to say about it soon—watch this space!)


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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Beatles singles that never were?

This morning, while listening to LA's version of "Breakfast with the Beatles"--I grew up with Terri Hemmert on XRT in Chicago, but I think Chris Carter's show might be even better--I was reminded how John Lennon had been roused to record again by Paul's single "Coming Up." Carter said that the first song Lennon wrote in this ego-pricked, ambitious state was "I Don't Wanna Face It," which later appeared on Milk and Honey.

That got me thinking: both songs are good, but I think John and Paul working together would've made each much, much better. John would've contributed a "middle eight" to Paul's song, giving it more texture (as well as less repetitive and chirpy). Paul would've made sure that John's song was musically developed enough. I always find Lennon's solo stuff to be about 75% of a song, one hook or piece or twist short; and McCartney's solo stuff is so musically adept, it emphasizes how bland and guarded the rest of it is.

So..."Coming Up" b/w "I Don't Wanna Face It". Which others would you like to have heard?


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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Dullblog Book Report


The Beatles’ Second Album by Dave Marsh


I’ve been reading Dave Marsh for many years — starting with his dozens of thumbnail critiques in the first two editions of The Rolling Stone Record Guide and his artist essays in The Rolling Stone Illustrated History of Rock and Roll, on through the reviews and journalism collected in Fortunate Son, uncollected pieces in old Rolling Stones, and the massive compendium The Heart of Rock and Soul: The 1001 Greatest Singles of All Time (one of my favorite rock books, mainly because it anthologizes so many wonderful, improbable tales from pop days past).

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One thing I began to sense years ago is that no rock critic is remotely so driven by antipathy, animosity, and plain anger as Dave Marsh. Where that anger originates is anyone’s guess, but Marsh gives it release in his hatred of those who by his lights subvert or oppose the rock ‘n’ roll spirit — usually by being too avant-garde, serious, literary, or generally self-important. I would refer you to his guerilla raids on reputations he has felt to be inflated, be they those of Neil Young or Bono, Jim Morrison or Elvis Costello, Lou Reed or Pere Ubu.

There have always been angry critics — critics who are insulting, curmudgeonly, or pricky in transparently self-promoting ways. But Marsh, while he bears at least trace elements of all these ingredients, is seldom so easy to classify. When he expresses love of an artist or a record, the love is plain and real; and because his animosities and biases have always been on candid display, they’ve never seemed like elements of a con game. He never holds himself superior to his reader, never pulls a punch, never tells a lie.

Which means he has all the virtues and limitations of an unmodulated bluntness. He doesn’t want you to misunderstand him; neither does he want anything much like artistry getting in the way of his polemics. If, as Ishmael Reed felt, writin’ is fightin’, Marsh is the Jersey Joe Walcott of rock critics — not a bad thing, but a rung or three down from the first rank. As a stylist, he floats like a tanker and stings like a mallet: his forthrightness and anti-crap stance can be bracing when you’re in the mood to be braced, but his writing lacks poetry, subtlety, irony, mystery, and many other good things that end in “y.” It isn’t Marsh’s style to critique by implication, undercut by apercu, or deflate the grandiose with a well-placed pinprick of prose. His style is to club his victims with words like “pretentious” and “bullshit” and “idiot” and “asshole.” You’re left feeling certain where he stands, but you’re never haunted or dazzled; never troubled in the way that makes you return to a piece of writing again for new answers, or new questions. That’s one limitation of criticism — or of any writing — that is too direct, too unwilling to be ambiguous, difficult, or even cryptic: it’s not built to last.

Another is that there’s only one way to engage with it, and that’s head-on. Which brings us to this book.

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It’s a slim volume, 186 pages including main text, acknowledgments, annotated discography, and a list of “Books by Dave Marsh.” In approach it is similar to the 33 1/3 series on “great albums” published by Continuum: a critical appreciation of a single LP. Given that no pop writer has yet succeeded in writing an entire book about the music alone, there is bound to be much back-story about how the LP was written and recorded, the personalities involved, its critical and commercial reception, all wired through and around the writer’s own apprehensions of the record’s significance as art and artifact.

The Beatles’ Second Album is a unique case for study, since it was not designed as an album by the artists, only made into one by their American record company. To recap what most Beatle fans know: Capitol Records, believing it had a short-lived sensation in the Beatles, rushed to release as much product as it could, as fast as it could. This resulted in a variety of albums, unique to the American market, which combined tracks from discrete LP’s, singles, and EP’s, reassembled without regard for running order, release dates, or other niceties; the same number of Beatle songs was spread over more albums, with fewer songs on each. This process continued through 1966, when the Beatles got tough and insisted that if Capitol wished to release their music in the future, it had better keep its meddling mitts off the band’s masters. By which time Capitol had graced their American canon with not just Second Album but Meet the Beatles!, Something New, and Beatles ’65, all in 1964 (that discounts the two-disc documentary set The Beatles’ Story); in 1965, The Early Beatles, Beatles IV, and the US versions of Help! and Rubber Soul; and in 1966, the US Revolver and the infamous Yesterday and Today.

It was all done for money, of course — twice the product, twice the payoff. And the orthodoxy among hardcore Beatleheads since the 1970s has been that Capitol, in chasing that extra dollar, did a grave disservice to both the group and their American fans by so “butchering” the pristine UK albums. In not giving America the albums as the Beatles arranged and intended them, the orthodoxy goes, Capitol tendered a distorted picture of their artistic development. Compared to the Beatles’ innovative jacket art, Capitol’s covers were cheesy and simplistic. And not only were song selection and running order jimmied with, the master tapes of the Beatles’ songs were subjected to “equalization and enhancement” on arrival at the Capitol Tower in Hollywood — i.e., treated with immodest helpings of reverb and echo to “enlarge” the sound, bringing the Beatles’ sharp, dry Abbey Road ambiance more in line with what were perceived to be Stateside listening tastes.

Where the UK albums were at least nominally designed by the group itself, the US versions were the handiwork of one man, Dave Dexter Jr. Dexter had been in the music business in some capacity since the ‘30s, writing on jazz in the early days of Down Beat, and appearing as a music panelist on New York radio. From there he’d gone into production, recording what even Marsh concedes were some “pretty great” sides with Leadbelly, and putting together a well-regarded album called New American Jazz in 1944. By the ‘50s, though, his jazz prospects had dried up, and he eased sideways into an executive slot at Capitol, where he evidently irritated Frank Sinatra sufficiently to be barred from attending Ol’ Blue-Eyes’ recording sessions.

Dexter became Capitol’s head of international A&R in the late ‘50s — and it was in this capacity that he famously declined to pick up an option on the Beatles in 1963, not once but several times, at a point when they were a sensation in the British Isles but untried elsewhere. The impending crash of the band’s inevitable success forced others at Capitol to reverse Dexter’s shortsighted calls; but incredibly, Dexter — who not only thought the Beatles had no commercial potential, but didn’t even like the group — was made responsible for supervising their American releases. Whereupon, presumably chastened and more than a little resentful, he set about chopping up their master reels for maximum market yield, and fattening their lean sounds for the enhanced pleasure of the fat American ear.

Personally, I subscribed to the anti-Capitol orthodoxy until I was old enough to know what I was talking about. I grew up on those “Dexterized” albums, as they were still the American standard when I began collecting the Beatles in the late ‘70s — though British imports were by then sporadically available and in the mix as well. I have a childhood tie to the Capitol mutations, adore their “cheesy” covers, and appreciate that they collected numerous songs (“Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand,” “Bad Boy”) that were available in the UK, if at all, only as B-sides or obscure filler tracks. I even love Dexter’s cacophonous, pseudo-stereo remixings of the songs themselves: “I Feel Fine,” for instance, sounds like it was recorded in a cathedral, not a studio. And as a collector-geek, I love that Capitol gave me more albums, more jackets, more mixes, more dates and labels to play with, stare at, have fun with, dream about getting for Christmas. To say the Capitol albums should never have existed is, essentially, to say that there’s such a thing as too much Beatles — a point of satiety that I have, after 30 years of fandom, yet to reach.

The Beatles Second Album in particular is a favorite — my favorite Beatles album, in fact, after the White Album. It has “She Loves You” and “Please Mister Postman,” incontestably my top picks from their pre-studio years. It has those other fantastically meaty, sensual Motown covers, “Money” and “You Really Got a Hold on Me”; angular, metal-harsh Lennon rockers in “You Can’t Do That” and “I Call Your Name”; George’s version of a great obscure girl-group side, the Donays’ “Devil in Her [His] Heart”; Paul’s essential threat to Little Richard, “Long Tall Sally”; and two amazing B-sides, “Thank You Girl” and “I’ll Get You.” The sole turkey, “Roll Over Beethoven,” at least gets over with fast. The album is loud, deep, dramatic, soulful, hard-edged, full of big love and low lust. For being a hodgepodge tossed together by a jazz-loving executive with no feel for rock or soul, it’s as close to a perfect rock ‘n’ soul LP as you can get. And it wouldn’t exist but for Dave Dexter Jr. — who got many things wrong, but who got this one thing right by perfect, serendipitous accident.

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Dave Marsh acknowledges all of this, more or less — except for that last bit. Dexter is this book’s villain, and, by force of the author’s compulsive attention, its true star. Unlike the Beatles, who are easy to love and tough to analyze, Dexter proves easy to loathe and impossible to shut up about. He is everything Dave Marsh hates; consequently, he is smack at the center of things. In contrast to hip Brit Paul White, Capitol’s man in Canada — who loved the Beatles early and plugged for them long before Ed Sullivan hunched into view — Marsh’s Dexter is an old-school hack executive with dated taste, a jazz snob and hater of rock, replacing vision and discernment with a “genuine stupidity about musical quality and, for that matter, the future of Western civilization.” Not only that: adding insult to injury, Dexter responded to John Lennon’s murder by publishing, in Billboard, a “remembrance” that was almost all bitchery and bile. “Lennon’s Ego & Intransigence Irritated Those Who Knew Him,” ran the subhead over what Marsh calls “a bitter attack from a failed hanger-on.”

Dexter’s Capitol mutations, whatever their lack of propriety, decency, or respect for the art of the Beatles — something not even the Beatles were convinced existed at that early date — are lovable, explosive, crass, and exciting albums. Mutated or not, slick with stereophonic grease or not, they are the essence of pop as commerce and con game, gaud and gift, bang for the buck. But because Marsh so hates Dexter, he must make the case for hating Dexter’s mutations — though this is obviously counterintuitive to him, not least because he is at this moment making money writing a book about how great one of those mutations is. Repeatedly he finds himself in the contradictory position of lambasting Dexter while affirming that his Beatle butcheries had their peculiar virtues. The Second Album, he writes, “creates an image of the Beatles that is, arguably, closer to who they were … than anything else that leaked out to America in those heady first months.” Marsh hates Dexter’s addition of reverb and echo to the songs, but is compelled to pause in appreciation of Shelley Fabares’s “Johnny Angel,” where “there was something in the wistfulness with which she sang, and in the echo that surrounded her voice.” Marsh even comes close to crediting Dexter for giving his book the hook it needs, the substance he believes it has — before pulling back. “Maybe With the Beatles would have had the same effect” on American fans as the Second Album, Marsh theorizes. But “it wouldn’t have made nearly so good a story.”

But this isn’t really a story at all, only a protracted drubbing founded on personal animus and some sketchy historicizing. Every tit is answered with a tat, and sometimes both are questionable. Dexter claimed at various times — without corroboration and in defiance of logic — that the Beatles, and particularly John, had complimented him personally on the Capitol albums, their stellar sonics and imaginative presentation. To counter this lie (and enlist the Beatles as his comrades), Marsh revives the hoary idea that the Yesterday and Today “butcher cover” was conceived as a message from the Beatles to Capitol: to wit, Stop chopping up our albums. He negates any notion that the extensive 1966 photo session — of which the butcher shots were only one part — was seriously intended by either the Beatles or their photographer, Bob Whitaker, as a sequence of Surrealist-symbolist images, despite both Whitaker’s and Lennon’s statements to that effect: the “bullshit” stink of that offends Marsh. Then, lacking corroboration for his near-categorical claim, but still unwilling to attribute any artistic intent to the photo, he reminds us, correctly, that the Beatles invoked Vietnam carnage in defending its use as an album cover — “an interpretation,” as Bob Spitz says in his Beatles biography, “that was as facetious as it was unsupportable.” Anyway, doesn’t it strike Marsh that the “relevant as Vietnam” gambit makes hash of his own Capitol-attack theory — or that it might be merely another, equally pungent grade of animal feces?

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“The overall musical value of both the British and the American albums,” Marsh writes, “remains immense. What Dexter did was arrogant beyond question, though.” Maybe that’s the crux of it: maybe it's Dexter’s arrogance that Marsh can’t forgive. But it’s not as if pop, rock and soul history were free of arrogant characters, or as if only jazz bred exaggerators and self-aggrandizers on the small-fry order of Dexter. No, it’s something other than arrogance, or the confabulations Dexter spread about his own achievements, that gets Marsh’s goat. It’s taste, judgment, prejudice, what the ears can’t or won’t hear. Dexter simply hated rock ‘n’ roll — he was quite up-front about that. And Marsh hates Dexter for hating rock ‘n’ roll.

Marsh is at pains to disclaim this bias, though. Dexter, he writes, “wasn’t an idiot because he didn’t like rock ‘n’ roll. He was an idiot because he used his hatred of rock ‘n’ roll to convince himself that the Beatles had no commercial potential.” But this is followed by a parenthesis: “[Dexter] seems to have deluded himself into believing that if only he and other gatekeepers would keep to sufficiently high standards, the big bands and his glory days would return on a golden cart from the cloudless heavens.” Which tends to invalidate Marsh’s disclaimer: if Dexter’s business acumen were the only thing at question, why the arch references to “big bands” and “glory days,” let alone “carts” and “heavens”?

As frank a rock-hater as Dexter was, Marsh is equally intransigent when it comes to some forms of pre-rock American pop. His aversion, reiterated more than once, to the Beatles’ early recordings of “A Taste of Honey” and “Till There Was You” reflects a genuine, and more than comprehensible, dislike of the musical sources from which those songs spring — cabaret and Broadway, respectively. But that aversion is also clearly the product of a snobbery against any music that falls outside the proscribed range of rock-era pop styles — anything that one of Marsh’s elders might once have held up, in contrast to Little Richard, Elvis, or the Beatles, as “legitimate” music. Marsh stamps the songs repeatedly as “rubbish,” assuming that his reader is sufficiently like-minded to forgive the absence of critique to prop up that curiously affected usage.

The jerk of the knee always short-circuits critical engagement. I detest cabaret and Broadway nearly as much as Marsh does; yet I treasure those two Beatle recordings. I don’t care for the songs themselves — versions by others bore me stiff — but I love what the Beatles do with them. Their wintry “Taste of Honey” tastes more like quicksilver, with its minor key, bitter guitar, and eerie third-person backing vocals. “Till There Was You” has not only a vocal of surpassing freshness from Paul, but one of George’s loveliest guitar solos. Both are expressions of Beatle identity and cultural affinity as integral and unphony, I would argue, as anything they recorded in the early days. The fact that Marsh’s hatred of the songs’ generic origins precludes any consideration of them as Beatle performances points to one of his limits as a critic: to him, the mere entertaining of non-rock material proves the sin of inauthenticity.

Critics are to be granted their prejudices, fair or unfair — for out of loves and hates, likes and dislikes come point of view and personal voice. Anyway, as Marsh says, he is “not here to be entirely fair.” If only he weren’t so gratuitously unforgiving of Dave Dexter’s biases of taste and judgment. If only he weren’t so pitiless; if only he knew when enough was enough, or didn’t mistake a prolonged personal attack for “a good story.” Near the end, Marsh offers a terse recap of the Dexter saga:

The journey he took involves the frustration of becoming a cog in a big corporation, which is what Capitol was by the early 1960s; of having great ambitions as a writer, reporter, producer, and talent scout and realizing none of them; of being a parent of teenagers who (he makes clear) rejected his musical taste, which to him meant they sided with the enemy; who’s got a history that includes watching Down Beat deteriorate, New American Jazz flop in the marketplace, and being damaged personally and professionally by Sinatra’s refusal to even let him hang around his session; who’s steered into a corner at work and reduced to bragging about the sales of the German beer-drinking music album.

The Dexter saga: that of a talented man whose aspirations were stymied or stunted by who knows what combination of chance, personality, limitation, and fate; who goes from in-demand jazz commentator to hot-shot record producer, from high-ranking but anonymous executive to has-been in the office down the hall. Anyone but Marsh might find a degree of pathos in that narrative, or at least wince sympathetically at the sting of poetic justice.

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The paragraph quoted above is followed directly by a breathtaking instant of self-exposure: “For me,” Marsh writes, “to see this sour Dave Dexter Jr. is to remember the face of my father.”

My marginal note at that point: Marsh comes clean? Could this explain the gouts of contempt he sprays at Dexter’s ghost, the extremity of which have by this late point rendered the book irretrievably unpleasant? Marsh has written elsewhere — in this and other books — about his father, a Rust Belt racist (“angry,” “square,” “rednecked”) who hated rock ‘n’ roll, belittled his son for loving it, and withal was a working-class exemplar of “jaundiced snobbery and proud ignorance.” Now, father-hatred could be a compelling psychological explanation for the anti-Dexter excess. But no. Marsh lets fall the clear implication, refusing to follow up the psychic connection he has himself made and to which the reader is inevitably drawn — if only because its suggestion of the hidden is more interesting than what Marsh has made visible. Far from coming clean, he is only gathering his forces for another sustained, multi-page, multi-point, quite well-researched and, as regards the Beatles, pointless dissertation on the one-person plague that was Dave Dexter Jr.

It may occur to a reader, following on Marsh’s projection of Dexter onto his father, that the real connection — the deep, dark, unspeakable affinity — is in fact between the two Daves. That Dave Marsh sees in Dave Dexter a man somewhat like himself: a true-born lover of music — albeit the “wrong” music; a writer who straddles journalism and criticism, the corporation and the nightclub, who has dabbled in production and promotion; a man of fierce, often wrongheaded opinions who remains, to the end, intransigent and unrepentant. Perhaps if Dave Dexter had been a rock man instead of a jazz man, Marsh might even have admired him a bit; might have forgiven him an exaggeration or two, or extended him some pity. Given that neither the Beatles nor their fans were harmed by his shenanigans, that we all in fact benefited in some degree by them, and that history had pretty much forgotten Dave Dexter before this rancid resurrection, pity doesn’t seem so much to ask.

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That Marsh ends the book with several flavorless pages on the Second Album songs (“Building Complexity Out of Simplicity” is his unstartling theme) does not help the whole go down easier. What a reader will take away from this book is the attack, not the embrace; Marsh’s hatred of a man and a mentality, not his love of a band and a spirit. “[Dexter] tried to get out of the way of rock ‘n’ roll and it just steamrollered his ass.” Such cackle and gloat as Marsh imagines his villain’s dishonorable demise — such unholy glee. But no fun at all.

That is the bottom line: the book is no fun. None. It is almost relentlessly sour, carping, and petty. Come to the music, Marsh has nothing very original to say, and certainly nothing inspiring: nowhere are you gripped by the need to rehear these familiar songs in the light of what the writer has heard in them. It’s not outlandish to say — amid all his inveighing against the sins of others — that he has sinned against propriety by writing a book that is ostensibly about one of the most exhilarating albums ever waxed, by the happiest foursome that ever assembled itself, and instilling it with virtually nothing but bitching and bad feeling.

It may be that Marsh planned to write a lengthy appreciation of The Beatles’ Second Album but found that, without the Dexter attack as his centerpiece, he didn’t have a book. Maybe he has been wanting to “do” Dexter for years, ever since the Billboard calumny. Either way, he has used this book mainly as the excuse to settle an unsavory score, one which can have only minimal interest to readers — most of whom will feel that the Beatles’ music, not to say their own desires for refreshed pleasure and deepened discovery, have been cheated.

“In print,” Marsh writes of the other Dave, “he comes across as a nasty, vindictive son of a bitch.” I grant Marsh the respect of assuming he sent his book to print fully aware of how easily that might be applied not just to his target, but to himself.


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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Give us a kiss.

Hi folks! Consider this a public service announcement. Showing tomorrow, throughout the day, on the Independent Film Channel, for reasons unknown to me: A Hard Day's Night, probably the best movie ever made in a rush with the express intention of cashing in on a fad. I know my fellow Dullbloggers need no introduction to this movie, and probably don't need to watch it on television, either. At this point I suspect we can all just cue it up in our heads. But I post this (and cross-post it over at Restricted View) for all those who do not share our obsession, because you needn't be a Beatlemaniac to enjoy this movie -- a love of film will do it, or an interest in the 1960s, or just a fondness for British humor (and accents). Love social satire? A Hard Day's Night is your movie. Prefer loud music and people making funny faces? This movie has you covered. [MORE]

A Hard Day's Night was filmed in six short weeks on a tight budget -- an attempt to profit from Beatlemania while it was still raging, without keeping the boys from touring and recording for too long. It could easily have been sloppy, brainless, pandering -- the cinematic equivalent of the phony "autographed" pictures Paul's fictional grandfather hawks outside the TV studio at the end of the film. A lousy Beatles movie would still have made money; the teenagers would have come to scream regardless of the quality. It didn't need to be creative or artistic. But behind their popularity, the Beatles set high artistic standards: they wanted every song on their albums to be good, not just a couple. A Hard Day's Night is the product of the same approach, this time from director Richard Lester and screenwriter Alun Owen: Why not make it great? And the film they put together turned out so well that those screaming teenagers were ultimately regarded as a nuisance by moviegoers who actually wanted to hear the dialogue.

For those who haven't had the pleasure of seeing it: A Hard Day's Night is styled as a pseudo-documentary (not to be confused with a "mockumentary" -- although This Is Spinal Tap owes much to the Beatles in general and to this movie in particular), with the four Beatles playing themselves, or rather stylized versions of themselves. You can't help but be impressed by Gilbert Taylor's moody black-and white cinematography, and the musical sequences are so artfully shot that you can overlook the clash between the poorly integrated sound (and obvious lip-synching) and the documentary feel of the dialogue scenes. And even if you are intimidated at first by the impenetrable Scouse accents, that (Oscar-nominated!) dialogue is well worth hearing, I assure you. It's a thrilling mix of satire and absurdity; certain scenes, like the opening sequence in the train car, play like Marx Brothers routines without the disorienting breaks for laughter. Your favorite Beatle (whoever he might be) has plenty of highlights throughout; I'm a George girl, so I'm convinced that he has all the best lines -- and the best delivery, given his command of what one character describes as "all that adenoidal glottal-stop and carry-on." I can't get enough of the scene where he wanders into the television producer's office. It's so shatteringly smart you wonder how programming and marketing for teens can remain so terrible, and so unrepentant, in its wake.

Don't get IFC? I still think you should drop everything and see this movie. In fact, you might enjoy it more on DVD, in its digitally remastered state, now available from Amazon.com for... $6.99?! (I think it's time for me to replace my VHS copy.)

In spite of having most of AHDN committed to memory, I seldom pass up a chance to rewatch it, and I find that, between viewings, I tend to forget just how good it is. A favorite college professor of mine screened it, attendance optional, for a course in postwar British literature. A few years back I went to a screening at Lincoln Center, which was followed by a discussion with many interesting panelists (although nobody said anything I found very memorable, and I confess to being most excited about seeing Louise Harrison, George's sister, in the flesh). When I spent a semester in England, I joined a walking tour with a group of other Beatles dorks, led by a guide who took us to Marylebone Station and showed us where Paul sat with his mustache and his "grandfather," and where George face-planted on the sidewalk outside. It was thrilling. What are your favorite AHDN moments? Does it loom large in your legend, too?


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Monday, February 11, 2008

The Dizz Gillespie Story


This is a true story, set down soon after its occurrence. I have no witnesses to corroborate the denouement, but I did tell my companions what had happened seconds later. This was in the first draft of my book “Magic Circles,” but was cut for reasons of both length and narrative shapeliness. One always hates to see a good story, especially a true one, go untold; now, thanks to the miracle of blogspace, no story, good, bad, boring, true or untrue, need go untold again. It’s up to you to winnow out one from the other: a new challenge for the millennial reader. Who said the Internet breeds passivity? — D.M.

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It was another cold, wet mid-winter night, not long after the dawn of that space-odyssey year which had somehow not shaped up as the science-fiction fantasy once envisioned. I was standing at the outdoor box-office of the Walter Reade Theater at Lincoln Center, waiting with my girlfriend (later my wife), a mutual friend, and a couple of dozen other Beatle fans. We were all waiting in the cold and rain in the hope of scoring standby tickets to a sold-out screening of a 1999 BBC-TV documentary in two parts called The Brian Epstein Story, which was being shown — one time only — as part of the Jewish International Film Festival.

The line-waiters were growing increasingly irritated with the weather, our own slim chances of admittance, and each other. Every time some fortunate Lincoln Center subscriber showed up to procure his pre-purchased tickets and offer an extra stub to the standbys, those at the front of the line would push and jostle for the cherished slip. (I’d observed this syndrome more than once: get a group of Beatle fans together and they would invariably do one of two things — join hands to sing “Give Peace a Chance,” or tear each other’s throats out to get at the last Wings Over America T-shirt.) Just behind us, an older woman with a cough asked a young man to hold her place in line while she waited inside, out of the cold; the young man let her know, in terms more defiant than were strictly necessary, that her suggestion was absurd. Just ahead of us were a man and woman in their late fifties, both gray-haired and tan-skinned, first-generation Beatle fans from their appearance, who at one point tried angling for someone’s extra ticket before being threatened into retreat by those farther up the line. My only interchange with any member of our prickly congregation came when I granted the gray-haired, tan-skinned man’s request for a light of his cigarette.

Finally, by some wonder, my companions and I got into the screening. We were glad we’d waited. The execution of The Brian Epstein Story turned out to be a good deal more imaginative than its title. Directed by Anthony Wall, it was a surprisingly moving descent into one man’s dimly-lit world of suffering — a world which amounted, it seemed, to a series of ill-lit side streets and tastefully-decorated dungeons set a layer or two beneath the hip discos of Swinging London. Epstein’s world was depicted as neither Hell nor Purgatory nor Limbo but an unenviable admix of all three. The film told of the friends and enemies the Beatles’ manager had found in his surreptitious travels as a secret homosexual, and prominent among the enemies was a malignant, little-known figure named Dizz Gillespie.

I vaguely remembered the name: Brian Epstein’s sadistic, hustling, American-born gigolo, with whom he’d become infatuated in London in early 1965. Epstein assistant Peter Brown’s tell-all book The Love You Make had told, if not all, then enough about this character and his extortionate exploits.

Dizz was an aspiring actor-singer in his early twenties, with dark hair, mischievous eyes and an impish, upturned nose. Brian was so taken with him that he seized upon Dizz’s phantom acting career to play Svengali. Brian had this act down pat. He signed Dizz as a NEMS artist and arranged for a new wardrobe. A press announcement was sent out, and Dizz’s picture appeared in several London papers as Brian’s new discovery.

Epstein paid Gillespie’s debts and provided him with drugs. Sometimes they did drugs together. “More often than not these drugged, drunken nights ended in some sort of unhappy confrontation,” Brown wrote. “They ran from simple arguments to all-out fistfights, which included breaking vases and mirrors. One night, unhappy with Brian’s largesse, Dizz worked himself into a rage. When Brian ordered him out of the house, Dizz raced to the kitchen, grabbed the largest knife he could find, and held it to Brian’s jugular vein while extracting an additional sum of money from Brian’s wallet.”

Gillespie’s knife spared the vein but severed the affair. But only for a while: he reappeared in August of 1965, when Epstein was in New York just prior to the Beatles’ Shea Stadium concert. Through an intermediary, Epstein’s New York lawyer Nat Weiss, the young hustler demanded $3,000 to buy a car and disappear. In exchange, Brown says, “Dizz agreed to be kept locked in a hotel room at the Warwick Hotel on Sixth Avenue — with a private guard hired by Nat — until the Beatles and Brian left town.” (It may have been more than simply the enormity of the event that accounted for Brian’s evident nervousness in the Shea concert film.)

It was another year before Dizz materialized for the last time. Epstein and Weiss were in Los Angeles, where the Beatles were playing the penultimate date of their final tour. Gillespie contacted Brian and sweet-talked his way into an evening of romance. The next morning Epstein and Weiss returned to their quarters at the Beverly Hills Hotel to find their attaché cases missing.

Brian’s attaché case was a witches’ stew of enormous ramifications. First, there was his large and questionable supply of pills, obviously the property of a junkie. Then there were half a dozen or so billets-doux containing explicit references to his conquests, along with Polaroid photographs of his young friends. Lastly, there was $20,000 in brown paper bag money skimmed from concert funds to be distributed as a bonus. The revelation of any of these items would make John’s “Jesus” furor seem like an Easter pageant.

Weiss soon received a blackmail note demanding $10,000 for the return of Brian’s personals. The briefcase was later secured, along with a luckless Gillespie confederate, in an elaborate sting devised by Weiss and a Los Angeles private eye. But the pills, the letters, the photos, and much of the money remained missing — as did Dizz Gillespie himself. Back he had stolen into his personal hole of obscurity, never to reappear in the Beatle narrative.

We know what became of Brian Epstein after that. On the night of August 29, 1966, he was somewhere in San Francisco, sick and defeated, as the Beatles played their last concert. And for the brief remainder of his life — he would be dead almost precisely a year after that night — he functioned, with increasing difficulty, under the unrelieved threat of blackmail and exposure.

Anyway, the screening ended, and I went to the restroom. I was alone, thinking about the movie, until the door opened and the next urinal was occupied by the gray-haired, tan-skinned man whose cigarette I’d lit in the standby line two and a half hours before. We exchanged glances and nods and did our business in silence.

“What did you think of it?” the man abruptly asked.

“I thought it was terrific,” I said. “I never saw anything quite like it.”

“Yeah, me neither.”

There was something in the stranger’s voice: bitterness, it sounded like. Why? I looked up.

The stranger met my eye. “I’m Dizz Gillespie.”

He zipped up, and with a flush he was gone.


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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Never-Ending Beatles Trivia Quiz Challenge — Question #2

I guess the trivia torch has been passed. I really enjoyed answering Devin's cleverly-crafted connect-the-dots challenge, so here's another one for you all. After seeing Ozzy Osbourne (a self-proclaimed Beatlemaniac) at MSG in December, I was inspired to think of this question...[MORE]

Over the decades, each of the Beatles worked on a musical collaboration that included a member of Black Sabbath (there have been 29). Name at least one such project for each of the four Beatles.

Hint: Don't fear the snot running down the reaper's nose

Good luck - the winner gets another $1 gift certificate at The Keychain Connection, and a bonus free drink if you can explain the hint.


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Screen memories

Final graf of NYT obit for the Maharishi:


In the last years of his life he rarely met with anyone, even his ministers, face-to-face, preferring to speak with followers almost exclusively by closed-circuit television.

From my piece on Mladen Dolar's A Voice and Nothing More (2006), in Modern Painters:

Both the Baumian and Freudian setups...owe something to the idea of the acousmatic voice, the “voice whose origin cannot be identified.” (“I am everywhere,” Oz tells his audience.) Michel Chion first elaborated on the concept in 1982’s The Voice in Cinema—tracing it back to the mother’s voice, heard omnidirectionally in the womb—and Dolar notes that the word (acousmêtre) has its roots in the Acousmatics—per Larousse, “Pythagoras’ disciples who, concealed by a curtain, followed his teaching for five years without being able to see him.” This practice enabled them to concentrate on his voice in the absence of his body, the better to concentrate. If Pythagoras is indeed history’s first philosopher, then from the beginning philosophy has concerned itself with the split between mind (for which voice will substitute) and body.


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What Sexy Sadie did


"Which one of you geniuses," Ed emailed this morning, "is on the Maharishi beat?" As the least-employed member of our merry band, I guess that's me (Mike). I admit to having a real fondness for The Giggling One, and not just because I spent yesterday afternoon at a Mindfulness Meditation workshop at my local public library. (Me and 99 senior citizens.) As cartoonish as his public persona could be, it's undeniable that the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi helped change Western culture, largely for the better. And it's equally undeniable that every Beatles fan--and especially every fan of John Lennon--should spare a smile for his soul or whatever's just left us, wherever it's whizzing off to...[MORE]

Whether it was the meditation, clean living, or just the peace and quiet, The Beatles' time in Rishikesh resulted in an explosion of creativity. And I'm not talking about the "everybody dropped acid and spray-painted George's garage" kind of creativity, but actual songs, the best of which equal any the group wrote. Lennon especially benefitted from this--he mined this three-month period for years, not only filling the White Album with stuff written in India, but also parts of Abbey Road and even Imagine.

So TM was good for The Beatles, and not just from a songwriting standpoint. Going to India was the last gasp of the group's legendary unanimity. (Mick Jagger used to refer to them jealously as "the four-headed monster.") This quality had always been The Fabs' secret weapon, but by late 1967, it was subtly, silently on the wane. Trooping off to Rishikesh probably delayed their eventual spilt by a handful of essential months, perhaps the time it took to make Abbey Road. The Beatles went to India in February '68 and returned in May--by February '69, the group was practically defunct. As went Lennon, so went The Beatles; in Rishikesh, Lennon was a "Child of Nature," but as soon as he returned to the West he became a "Jealous Guy."

Which leads me to the second reason to spare a prayer for the Maharishi, which is the Maharishi's effect on John Lennon. We all know how it ended--accusations, "Sexy Sadie," and Lennon playing the role of the betrayed child, as he did periodically throughout his life. But all that aside, I think The Beatles' time interacting with the Maharishi (roughly August 1967 to May 1968) might've saved John Lennon's life.

For all his protestations about being "a performing flea," Lennon's reaction to the end of The Beatles' touring days was confusion bordering on despair. In the year prior to the trip to India, Lennon wrote only when prodded into action by the ceaseless productivity of McCartney. The rest of the time he spent lolling in an hallucinogenic haze in the sunroom at Kenwood. When he was lucid, which appears to be not very often, Lennon felt a deep dissatisfaction with the life he'd created; as long as his real life was filled with the glamor, stimulation, and ceaseless work of being a Beatle, Lennon could tolerate occasional visits with his wife and child in the suburbs. Now that equilibrium was shattered, and he was miserable.

Part of this is as common as dirt--lots of people who get married young find the choice doesn't fit as they get older. But Lennon was facing an even tougher problem: what to do for the next fifty years. Anything was bound to pale next to being a Beatle, and being a has-been prickled Lennon as a particularly hot kind of Hell. In '67, he wasn't looking at a limitless future, but a slow slide to the grave, perhaps in the ever-growing shadow of McCartney. The drugs made the days seep away, but until Lennon figured out what to do next, he was in a precarious position. Then, in August of '67, Brian Epstein died.

The precise nature of their relationship is unknowable, but it's reasonable to assume that Brian's role in Lennon's life had paternal elements; he was a protector and provider (their weekly "green" came from him), as well as Lennon's biggest, truest fan. Leaving aside for a second the sexual undertones between the two men, Brian Epstein probably satisfied some of Lennon's longings for the father he never had. His sudden death had to be a ghastly echo of Julia's, the central crack in Lennon's psyche. In the wake of Brian's death, Lennon desperately needed all the calmness and perspective he could muster.

The loss of one of Lennon's primary emotional supports--much more essential, it seems, than either his wife Cyn or his co-worker/competitor Paul--was devastating. I don't think Lennon ever really got over it; ceding his business affairs to Yoko was probably an attempt to recreate the earlier relationship. This sudden loss, added to McCartney's growing confidence, Lennon's lack of a vision for the group, and his appetite for harder and harder drugs, makes me think it's not at all unlikely that, without the Maharishi, John Lennon would've been the first of the great rock star casualties, clearing the way for Janis, Jimi, and Jim in death, as he'd done in fame.

Lennon never truly worked out his problems, backing away just as real change was required, but his six-month interlude with TM kept him hanging on through a very dangerous period. As soon as he retured to England, Lennon's destructive behavior resumed; while this eventually destroyed the group, his relationship with Yoko kept him out of the grave. For all his good qualities, Lennon needed a surrogate parent to withstand the buffetting of the world; and for all his eccentricities, the Maharishi played this role at a crucial time, in a very benign way. Lennon eventually rejected him, but that's not really the Maharishi's fault; Lennon was driven to enact a pattern of conversion, obsession, and disillusionment for as long as he lived.

John Lennon always needed two things: something to do, and something to fight. The Maharishi provided the first, but could not provide the second. But the Giggling One kept him alive until Yoko could give him both. For that I thank him, and wish him a cozy little corner of the Cosmos.


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You gave me the answer

Polythene Eugene Cho gets half-credit and a $1 gift certificate at The Keychain Connection for figuring out most of the first installment of our Never-Ending Beatles Trivia Quiz Challenge. For the benighted and clueless, though, let's start at the fat bottom and work upwards, pyramid-style, to blue sky and pointy revelation...[MORE]

The question, you'll recall, was: What one factor connects the Beatles to three major American filmmakers of the 1970s — Francis Ford Coppola, Woody Allen, and Alan J. Pakula? The hint, you'll equally recall, was: What you talkin' 'bout, Lightfoot? Anyone who grew up watching TV in the '70s remembers Gary Coleman as Arnold on "Diff'rent Strokes," whose catch-phrase, delivered to his brother, was "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" So the first piece of the puzzle falls into place ... Now "Lightfoot" — what does that make you think of? "Gordon," of course. Combine the two names and you have "Willis Gordon"! Which means nothing. Reverse the names, though — ah! see how this works? No? Not important — and you have "Gordon Willis."

Anyone familiar with '70s movies will know that name. As cinematographer on such innovative classics as Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather and The Godfather Part II, Woody Allen's Annie Hall and Manhattan, and Alan J. Pakula's "paranoia trilogy" of Klute, The Parallax View, and All the President's Men, Willis qualifies as arguably the most important lensman in the American cinema of the 1970s.

And Gordon Willis — we're almost there — was, if you'll look closely, one soldier in the small army of assistant and auxiliary cameramen who worked on The Beatles at Shea Stadium.

Now, wasn't that worth the wait?


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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Multipronged!

I. Has anyone seen/heard of I Met the Walrus? It's nominated for an Oscar, for Best Animated Short Film.

In 1969, a 14-year-old Beatle fanatic named Jerry Levitan, armed with a reel-to-reel tape deck, snuck into John Lennon's hotel room in Toronto and convinced John to do an interview. This was in the midst of Lennon's "bed-in" phase, during which John and Yoko were staying in hotel beds in an effort to promote peace. 38 years later, Jerry has produced a film about it. Using the original interview recording as the soundtrack, director Josh Raskin has woven a visual narrative which tenderly romances Lennon’s every word in a cascading flood of multipronged animation. Raskin marries traditional pen sketches by James Braithwaite with digital illustration by Alex Kurina, resulting in a spell-binding vessel for Lennon’s boundless wit, and timeless message.


II. Anent "Hello Goodbye" (comments on previous post): I just noticed that the chorus of Mott the Hoople's "All the Young Dudes" vaguely resembles that of "HG"...Well, the first part of the chorus. Sort of.


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Monday, February 4, 2008

Happy ever after in the marketplace?

This week, Mimi Smartypants expresses a dislike of the Beatles. Generally I feel like this is her funeral (and it's amusingly put as always) -- but the specific circumstances have me puzzled:

During these last few workdays I have been running a lot of stupid errands---post office, Walgreen's, etc---and could I maybe just go one day without hearing a goddamn Beatles song? I don't know who decided that the Beatles are the Lowest Common Denominator of crowd-pleasing shopping music, but I am mighty sick of it...
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Does this ring true for anyone else? Because to me, it sounds like she is describing my fantasy world, rather than the actual world in which we live (in). (Well, I guess my fantasy world would not involve trips to the post office or drugstore at all. But let's say we're keeping our dreams modest.) When I run errands around New York, I hear all kinds of music I hate -- see related post on my own blog. A long string of punishing pop (or muzak renditions of same), almost never broken up with Beatle-y goodness. Contemporary hip-hop. Treacly 1980s ballads. Basically anything marked by prominent drum-machine usage. Sometimes, when I shop for clothes, I hear whiny, underwritten, emo-y songs that have probably been used to accompany the closing sequence of one or more WB teen dramas. But seldom do I hear anything Beatles related. I suppose if I lingered long enough in Duane Reade, I would probably hear "Ebony and Ivory" or "Silly Love Songs." But I shudder to think what I'd have to listen to first. (Oh, and: Just before Halloween, while shopping in Gristede's, I heard an Olivia Newton John cover of Dylan's "If Not for You," in the style of George Harrison. I think it goes without saying that my fantasy in-store radio station would not feature that particular recording.)

So, to sum up: How great would it be if stores really did play Beatles songs all the time, in place of what they currently play? And if this is already coming true in Chicago, should I move there?

P.S. Although I do not share Mimi's distaste for Sir Paul, this made me laugh out loud: "On the way out I passed Paul McCartney, on his way to buy some Look Less Like Angela Lansbury pills..."


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Sunday, February 3, 2008

I read the news today: "Oh Boy!"

49 years ago today, a Beech Bonanza craft went down in a farmer's field five miles north of Clear Lake, Iowa. The plane had just taken off from the Mason City Municipal Airport and was on its way to Fargo, North Dakota. The cause of the crash was uncertain, but it was almost certainly due to the icy winter conditions. Inhabitants included a pilot and three rock 'n' roll singers; none survived. [MORE]

All Beatle fans should take a pause to remember the names and contributions of Ritchie Valens, J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson, and — especially — Buddy Holly, but for whom the Beatles would not have become the Beatles, nor you and I whomever you and I are. For a fittingly Beatle-centric tribute, put on "Reminiscing" from the Star-Club tape, or "Crying, Waiting, Hoping" from the Decca audition or the BBC sessions, or "Words of Love" from Beatles for Sale, or "Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues" from the Get Back sessions.

The next time I'm back in my home state of Iowa, walking the fields of my mother's acreage on a winter afternoon, I'll look at the far pasture fence in the white light and think of him.


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Friday, February 1, 2008

The Never-Ending Beatles Trivia Quiz Challenge — Question #1

What one factor connects the Beatles to three major American filmmakers of the 1970s — Francis Ford Coppola, Woody Allen, and Alan J. Pakula?

Hint: What you talkin' 'bout, Lightfoot?

Put your guesses in the comments; if nobody gets it, I'll give the answer on Wednesday.


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Oh! Our mistake

From Many Years from Now, Paul McCartney's memoir/bio, page 314:

"...Another inaccurate but frequently told story is that 'Fixing a Hole' was about heroin. This track is actually about marijuana."


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